haha. No it's not what you think. My beautiful friend Trisha gave me a hilarious book for my baby shower entitled "Porn for new moms." It pretty much has pictures of "cute new dads" holding new babies, saying perfect things that every girl or new mom wants to hear....
for example....
some of my favorites include...
"Damn you look hot in those sweatpants!"
"Don't worry, honey. Your mother and I will take wonderful care of the baby while you and your girlfriends are at the spa."
"Let's not have sex tonight. Let me just rub your feet while you tell me about the baby's day."
"Ok, you can hold him for a minute, but I want him right back."
"I found someone to take my tee time again this weekend so I can spend more time with you and the baby."
"You say your breasts have gotten smaller since the birth? I hadn't noticed. They look amazing."
"No, No! sit down! I'll do the dishes. After nine and a half months of pregnancy, 26 hours of labor, and 18 stitches, you don't have to do a damn things around here!"
These just don't do it justice without seeing the cheesy pictures that go along with them, but still funny. :)
1 comment:
These comments were so funny....and every girls dream:) I found your blog on Mari's--hope that's okay.Thanks for coming for dinner, we had a lot of fun. Wendel was excited all week!
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